Oh, we really know you!
I hate you. I just love little babies.
Look, you made the baby laugh,
Harry.
He likes you.
I can't tell if he looks more like
his mother or his father.
I think he looks like both of them.
I do, too.
He has two ears, just like they do.
One, two, wonderful.
And two eyes.
And ten little fingers.
Oh, look, he's waving at
Oh, he's so adorable.
Yeah, and he's cute, too.
baby.
Hello there, little
Oh, isn't she cute?
Boy, listen to them making a
fuss over the baby.
Isn't that sweet?
Oh, he's so cute.
Fooey, he looks just like any other baby.
I'm cuter than he is,
but nobody's paying any attention to me.
Look at them all, making a fuss over him.
What for?
What can the baby say?
Nothing
What can the baby play?
Nothing
All that the baby can do is
lie there and cry there
That's nothing
What can the baby do?
Nothing
Goo goo gee goo gee goo nothing
All that the baby can do is
stay there all day there
Who cares if it gurgles,
who cares if it can't smile?
Sometimes I wish the baby would
go away for a while.
What if a person feels lonely,
needs something just for him only?
What if a person feels kind of rotten,
forgotten?
Cause all that is left for him
is nothing.
What if a person is sad and
crying or sighing?
Nothing