You wonder
why nobody ever seem s to talk to you
After all, you're using Parasol
and you've got three pairs of shoes
You got yourself a little education
and you keep up with the news
But when you walk into a party
everybody stares
The girls drop drinks into their laps
and the boys fall off their chairs
Oh, but you're all alone
when everybody's living in pairs
If you ever stopped a moment
and thought about your ears
Big ol' things must blow your mind
noise you make when you've
had a bottle of beer
Oh, try to make a mental leap
and perhaps it will come clear
You're the man with the
head of an ass
You're the man with
the head of an ass
The other man went ahead of her
as the match flies
Hmm, hit me back, Max
You know what I should tell you something
You see,
you're the kind of person
And the folks don't like to be around
You make me feel uneasy
when you say something profound
If you look close enough,
I'm sure the reason can be found
You're the man with the
head of an apple
You're the man with
the head of an apple
You're the man with the head
of an apple that scraps
Ooh, how disgusting
How now,
man with the head of an ass
How now, man with the head of an ass
How now, man with the
head of an ass