You're drivin'
around in a great big car
And everything's lookin' all right so far
But you can't pay the bill
with a big cigar
Who's gonna pay the check?
You dance all night and have a good time
You're tellin' everybody
you're a friend of mine
And then you or der in
the fancy wine
Who's a -gonna pay the check?
That's a lie,
I'm like you fine I'm like you for a friend of mine
But I put your money on the line
Cause who's a -gonna pay the check?
Hey, what's the matter, you don't have any money,
eh?
The people come on over
and they sit down
You say to them, you say,
I'm up another round
Well, that's all right if you're gonna leave
a counter but who's gonna pay the check?
I take the bus an d you take the cab
When the villagers come
I don't see you grab
Well, that's all right if you pay the tab,
but who's gonna pay the check?
That's all right, I'm like you fine,
I'm like you for a friend of mine
But I put your money on the line,
cos who's gonna pay the check?
Eh, first time I reach in your pocket,
eh?
You're always wearin'
fancy clothes
You're makin' a bet on
the horse's nose
Well, that's all right if
the money she's goes
But who's gonna pay the check,
please?
Now, every body,
she's thinkin' you nice
She's thinkin' we're mak
in' with the shoes and rice
But when the time she's come,
I'm gonna send her dice
Cause who's gonna pay
the check?
That's alright, I'm like you fine
I'm like you for a friend of mine
But I put your money on the line
Cause who's gonna pay the check?
Who's gonna pay the check?
Who's gonna pay the check?
Who's -a gonna pay the check?