This morning I answered the
door with a boo -bop
And when the postman's eyes were
bugging out of his head it was me
Who thought he was crazy, it was me
And my nipple for the street to see
And then I told the person in
Telstra I loved them
There was a giant pause
instead of just saying it back
I was offended by
Jeremy's lack of tact,
just say it back
I'm having a date,
no I'm not staying on the line for a survey
He's probably a nice fellow
But my brain's oper ating at
the speed of a marshmallow
Oh, I used to be a bright yellow
Now I fade by midday sleep
and drooling on the couch
But I can do it all with a boob out
I was sitting in a cafe
They brought my food out
But every time I go to eat
My child needs to eat too
It's some hilarious time eating
The booby guards do
And in the juggle of a toastie and a breast
And a babe I was able
To shoot a steady stream of milk
Look at the neighbouring table
of seemingly nice fellows
I apologise for the lunch surprise,
they got mid -espresso
Although today I'm not
my brightest yellow
I'm a million colours
I've never even seen
An d the happiest I've ever been
Oh
My world is glowing
Brighter knowing that all this
giant love keeps growing
I'm a brand new woman
Nothing could have pre
pared my heart for this
I'm like a blooming
flower with superpowers
I can turn these mountains
to milky fountains
I can bleed while I feed the tiny
human that grew inside me
Oh -oh -oh -oh
And I can do it all with at least one
Boo -bow
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