You've got one friend who's
a flight attendant
You've got one friend who
likes speed
You've got one friend who always wants to
smoke inside of your house
You've got one friend who secretly
likes to get peed on sexually
You got one friend who is oh,
so metro
An d one friend who we all call the retard
You got one friend who's
fighting cancer
You got one friend who
I bet right now is
Barking out in the yard
But I'm the worst friend in the world
I'm the worst friend in the world
When you are down
I'm nowhere to be found
I'm the worst friend in
the world
You got one friend who is in
Iraq
You got one friend who
always dresses like
Little
Bo
Peep
You got one friend who is in prison
You got one friend who is really,
really into feet, sexually.
You got one friend who could
be a competitive eater
You got one friend who's one of
those bad movie buffs
You got one friend who touched
you inappropriately
You got one friend who you are
I'm pining to touch
But I'm the wor st
friend in the world
I'm the worst friend in the world
When you are down,
I'm nowhere to be found
I'm the worst friend
in the world
You got one friend, who's a
MacArthur
Fellow
You got one friend,
Who's a widower?
You got one friend
Who claims to have taken
a dump in the
White
House
You got one friend
Who just gave birth to twins.
You got one friend who goes to the
gym at least twice a day.
And one friend who recovered
from severe burn s
You got one friend who
rubbed his penis on
TV's actual wheel of fortune
And one friend
Who y 'all ain't
Y 'all ain't even on speaking terms
you