probably wondering why I'm here
And so am
I, so am I
Just as much as you wonder
about me being in this place
That's just how much I marvel
at the lameness on your face
You rise each day the same old way
And join your friends out on the street
Spray your hair and think you're neat
I think your life is incomplete
But maybe that's not
for me to say
They only pay me here to play
I want to hear a caravan
with a drum solo
You're probably wondering
why I'm here
And so am
I, so am I
Just as much as you wonder about
me starin' back at you
That's just how much I
question the corny things you do
You paint your face and then you chase
To meet the gang where the action is
Stomp all night and drink your fizz
Roll your car and say gee whiz
You tore a big hole in
your convertible top
What will you tell your mo m and pop?
Mom, I tore a big hole
in the convertible
You're probably wondering
why I'm here
And so am
I, so am I
Just as much as you wonder
If I mean just what I say
That's just how much I question
The social games you play
You told your mom you're stoked on
Tom
And went for a bruise in
Freddy's car
Tommy's asking where you are
You boogied all night in a cheesy bar
Plastic boots an
d plastic hat
And you think you know where
it's at
You're probably wonder
ing why I'm here
Not that it makes a heck
of a lot of difference
to you.