I saw a
blinding flash of light
So I pulled over to the
first church on the right
And I feel so good, ain't no doubt
What a man, laugh and shout about it
Cause I once was a liberal,
but I ain't no liberal no more
I saw a bum on the curb today,
well I hit the gas and covered
him with gutter spray
and I feel so good,
I don't want to live and shout about it,
cause I once was a liberal
but I ain't no liberal no more.
My heart is jumpin'
and my head is swimmin',
I feel like I could take the vote
away from women.
feel so good,
I feel so good about it.
Ain't theory, doubt about
I want to laugh, I want to laugh,
and shout about it.
Cause I once was a liberal
but I ain't no liberal no more.
On that joyful day,
Yes, on that glorious day,
The day I threw my Birkenstocks away,
the angel told me, O ye man of sin,
Open up your bleeding heart
and let Pat Buchanan in!
I saw a starving third world nation,
So I exploited its underprivileged population,
And I feel so good, good about it,
There ain't no doubt about it,
Laugh and shout about it,
cause I once was a liberal,
but I ain't no liberal no more.
Now I support all my neighbors of color,
and their attempts to make
that color a little duller.
And I feel so good about it,
there ain't no doubt about it.
Come and laugh and shout about it
Cause I once was a liberal,
but I ain't no liberal no more
Oh, on that joyful day,
yes, on that glorious day
The day I burned up all my macrame
The angel told me what is good for GM
It's good for me
And me
And me
And to hell with the rest of them
I used to be so paranoid,
but now I'm what?
I feel so good, I feel so good about it,
there ain't no doubt about it,
I wanna laugh and shout about it,
cause I once was a liberal,
but I ain't no liberal,
and I once was a peacenik,
but I'm outstocked and lockheed,
and I once was a union man,
but I got me this nice office,
And I once was a feminist,
but I just don't understand women.
And I once supported rent control,
but I inherited some property.
And I once was anti -censorship,
but I don't have time for fiction.
And I once hated racism,
but I figure, why fight it?
And I once had compassion,
but I ain't no liberal
No, I ain't no liberal no more.
Ain't no liberal, ain't no liberal,
ain't no libero,
ain't no libro, ain't no libro.
You know I ain't no liberal
No more